The reason so many people are born in November.a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.A 'holiday' that makes pretty much everyone feel miserable, either because they're single, or have a 'significant other' who expects or demands to be showered with gifts and affection to make up for the other 364 days of the year that they receive next to no attention. I guess we know why so many young men break up with their Girlfriends right before this day comes, don't we?(Art By: Candy Slice)

My favorite thing in the whole world to eat is a corned beef and pastrami sandwich piled high with mozzarella cheese a little mustard, crispy golden french fries and a pickle on the side!!! MMMMM...the best thing ever! If I could eat this for the rest of my life, I would be unhealthy, but oh so happy!

I HATE DOOR TO DOOR SALESMEN! Yesterday I got up to leave the house and get something to eat, it was nighttime, and when I opened the door this woman walks up trying to sell something, I told her we didn't want any and to GO AWAY, but she refused...seconds later my dad talked to her and said the same thing except he said it in a kinder way...LMAO Now the ones I really can't stand are the Jehovah's Witnesse's

The other day I was watching the famous Disney movie Aladdin, and I recalled as a child I was always angry to see Princess Jasmine let the birds out of the cage and watch them fly away, I thought "Now she'll never get them back!" However looking at that scene now I completely understand why she let the birds out of the cage just to watch them fly away...The birds were free to fly where ever they wanted...and she was not, and now I know exactly how that feels...

One dark night in the middle of the day, two dead boys got up to play, back to back, they faced each other, pulled out swords and shot each other, if you don't believe my story is true, go ask the blind man he saw it too!

This is by far, the BEST RAMEN I've ever eaten!!! once you have this you'll never go back to regular cup noodles again!!!(I'm a college kid okay? Don't judge me....)

well it's Sunday night, and I just got finished eating dinner with my father and brother. I ate the greasy PopEyes fried chicked and biscuits, with the bland tasting green beans in a daze, as my father hooted on about the Giants winning the football game. As I got up to put the marmalade back in the refidgerator, I turned to see my father sailing out of his chair and into the garbage bag,and onto the floor, all the while with a happy look on his face. It was like watching a ship sink. No, correction...It was like watching the Titanic sink. Haha...